Natural Mineral Salt Baths

The primary attraction of the resort, the Placeholder features 6 natural salt spring baths, naturaly self cleaning, heated to perfection, and aethericly balanced, the waters of the resort are said to have healing properties, leading to enhanced stamina and endurance for all who seek their warmth.¹

¹ Any claims here do not reflect the opinion or endorsement of staff or medical professionals. PH Resort & Spa's baths should not be used to diagnose or treat any medical condition, known or unknown. Use of the baths is at the user's own risk, and constitutes an implied waiver of all responsibility of the PH Resort & Spa, it's staff, of any conditions that may develop due to their use. Please consult a registered healer before engaging in any strenuous activity. The PH staff is not responsible for any ill effects resulting from indirect or direct contact with primal energies, injuries resulting from malfunctioning gobbie-craft engines including third degree burns, unexplained loss of limbs, loss of feeling in middle toes, temporarly/permanate change to hair color, loss of personal items, loss of impersonal items, loss of inhibitions, gain of inhibitions, unexpected weight loss/gain, tangential temporal paradoxes, parralell dimensional paradoxes, AI halucinations, forgotten lines, remembered lines, gain of sense of taste, changing expectations, server mantinance, or pokemaster battle summonings.

Ocean View Cabanas

the PH Resort & Spa's three spacious cabana's offer a relaxing simi-private retreat from the main spa for guests for guests who wish to bask in the sweet sea breeze either alone, or with a partners. Providinan unparalleled view of the ocean, the place holder cabannas are a choice destination for relaxiation and romantic interludes away from the main baths.

Massage / Leisure stations

Featuring plush cushioning, stable bases and ample space for activities, the PH Leisure and Massage tables serve as a comfortable place for patrons to relax or engage in their favorite activities that require level, cushioned surfaces. Please use responsibly.

Live Music

Soft classical and modern relaxing classics carefully curated to enhance the ambiance without distracting; performed by your humble proprietress. truly a Miqo'te of many talents, mostly violent.

Photo Booth

Come let our talented phtographers capture a perfect memory to take home and display. Our talented staff can capture calm casual moments alone, up to the most intimate moments with friends. you only need ask.All photo packages include two photos of yourself and other consenting guests or our staff.SFW: 250k (+50k per additional subject)
NSFW: 500K (+100k per additional subject)
Please contact staff via the request channel on the Discord during venue hours. after hours photo sessions may include additional costs.

Massage Service

Had a stressful day raiding, maybe the daily grind has you worn out. Or perhaps that PF you joined and failed to prog in just has you bound up in knots. Our talented attendants are available to soothe your muscles and your worries while scented and warming oils relax the soul. (1 hour time limit due to staff shortage)Standard Massage
200k / 30min (SFW)

Exclusive Massage
400k /30min (1hr limit) (NSFW)

Executive Massage
(provided by the proprietress)
800k /30 min (SFW or NSFW*)

All services are offered at the sole discretion of the attendants and may be refused at any time before or during service. Refusal of services after payment will result in a full refund unless there is a significant cause for expulsion from the venue.NSFW services are limited to surface layer only interactions, which will include sexually suggestive and explicit themes, but may exclude penetrative acts. )

Technical Support

Having trouble getting things running? Swimsuit not fitting correctly? Did you misplace your body on the way in? Don't worry, our staff is specially trained to help kerjigger, re-kerjigger, and rekombobulate your most pressing technical problems. owing to the time-intensive nature of this process, we will be charging for technical support. Support related directly to the PH Discord or webpage, or access to our wifi services, will not be charged.Single Issue support:
50-150k (based on complexity)
Mod support/diagnostic:
500k / 30min
Mod/Sync Starter support:

1.5m /hr (Minimum 1 hour charge.)Additional support may be charged at higher rate as determined by staff.

J'Nyayen Nobura (Proprietress)

Sharlayan Scholar, Archeologist, Queens Blade. J'nyayen owns and operates a small network of Resorts, spas, and performance halls, which are 100% legitimate businesses, and not at all front for some sort of clandestine activity.Role: Owner, SFW/NSFW, Massuse

Tess Mouser (Cutest Sister)

Youngest daughter and sister to J'nyayen, legendary tailor, and infamous cookie bandit. Don't let her cuteness lull you into a false sense of security; Tess is a demon in Miqo'te form and will steal all of your snacks if left unguarded. This bio was not written by her mean older sister, who is obviously jealous as she is not the cutest sister.Role: Cookie Bandit, Free family labor, SFW

Anya Fadewalker (Photographer)

[pending bio blurb]
Role: Photographer, SFW/NSFW